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[13:32]  Trenndeigh Name Fetus has developed Vernix (creamy white covering on my skin) and Lanugo (soft downy hairs) to help keep me warm and protect me from all of these fluids.

perhaps if your mommy could refrain from clubbing for five minutes there would not be quite so many fluids to protect you from?

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Haven’t we all dreamed of one day owning a massive picture of an eyeless face spitting all over our garden?

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Not enough people style their avatars as people of restricted growth from the ghetto, in my opinion.

OK, so their profiles say they are four years old, but did you ever see a four year old looking like that? Exactly. Be proud of who you are, I say!

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Sooo… you’re a grown-up pretending to be a little girl pretending to be a grown-up. OMG, it’s like, so meta!

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plz to be passing me the eyeball bleach. thx.

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yeah, I come to SL so I can roleplay HAVING MY PERIOD.

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They charge L$1000 for this, presumably to people who never got over their mom throwing out their Cabbage Patch Kid when they left home for college.

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okaaaaay

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desertion

While Random Afk is still officially partnered with Mr Generic Strip, she has also not logged in for two weeks. Which is about twice as long as they were ‘together’.

I anticipate another divorce shortly. Fortunately one of the remaining mangers is an SL divorce lawyer on the side.

(No, I have not a clue what that would involve either. Deciding who gets custody of the prim baby?)

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WELCOME TO MY CLUB WELCOME TO MY CLUB WELCOME TO MY CLUB WELCOME TO MY CLUB

Yesterday, Mr Generic Strip had to be requested by one of his minions to refrain from gesture-spamming his own club.

One of the guests had already told him to shut up and threatened to mute him after being greeted with forty consecutive lines of WELCOME TO GENERIC STRIP CLUB, two ascii hearts and a whole bunch of ascii roses.

It could be worse. He could have had a poofer.