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what even is this obsession with sticking roses in your eye?

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Y U SO ANGRY WITH TABLE?!?!

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I was riding a rented bicycle along Route 12 and this hove into sight.

I just wish I could show you the PHYSICS.

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wtf even is this, who wants to have sexytimes with a PLANT, it is like the whole alien seed incest baby debacle ALL OVER AGAIN.

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of all the places I can think to wear a lovely rose, my eye socket is fairly close to the bottom of the list

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well that was interesting

  • StarPod: Searching the ground on your hands and knees, you know it has to be here somewhere... If you could just find it...
  • StarPod: You never notice the tiny green pod on the ground between your legs...
  • StarPod: It grows quickly, increasing from just a couple of inches across to the size of a large watermelon...
  • StarPod: The pod opens into four large petals displaying it's core, a cone-like nodule pulsing with life...
  • Blingtardette Noob: wtf
  • StarPod: The surrounding petals fold downward across your legs, giving you your first clue something is happening...
  • StarPod: One petal slips under your belly, flipping upward and dragging you back into a kneeling position over the pod...
  • StarPod: You shift your hips, trying to get a better look at what's under you, finding the conical nodule firmly nested between your thighs...
  • Blingtardette Noob: what is this even
  • StarPod: Wasting no time, the nodule elongates upwards, pressing between your pussy lips, its coating of slime allowing easy passage...
  • Blingtardette Noob: help?
  • StarPod: With a surge, the shaft is followed by a fat bulge, spreading you wide, and popping into your passage with a wet squelch...
  • Blingtardette Noob: eeew
  • StarPod: You sit there in shock, the pulsing of the pod's shaft the only movement...
  • StarPod: It begins a steady fucking motion, dropping its entire body down, before hammering upward again as you start to fall...
  • Blingtardette Noob: omg
  • StarPod: Your belly warms as the slick probe slides deeply into you, the bulge shoving past your pussy lips again and again...
  • StarPod: Each thrust impales you from groin to womb, driving the cone-like head against your cervix and opening it little by little...
  • Blingtardette Noob: urgh
  • StarPod: The shaft surges upward and expands it's girth inside you, as your belly begins to flutter in orgasm ...
  • Blingtardette Noob: oh fuck am i gonna have an alien baby?
  • StarPod: Without warning, the pod shifts, sliding its shaft out of you and dumping you onto your ass in the dirt...
  • StarPod: You sit there gasping, the pod digging its way back into the ground, quickly disappearing from sight...
  • StarPod: As you start to get up, your belly cramps. You clutch it as cramps build up until your back convulses into an arch...
  • StarPod: You feel your belly clench, and something seems to move deep inside of you...
  • StarPod: An egg, green and covered in slime, pops out of you and onto the ground. It rolls away and buries itself in the dirt...
  • Blingtardette Noob: uh oh
  • StarPod: Stunned again, it takes you several moments before you collect yourself enough to crawl forward and begin searching for the pod...
  • StarPod: Searching the ground on your hands and knees, you know it has to be here somewhere... If you could just find it...
  • StarPod: You never notice the tiny green pod on the ground between your legs...
  • Blingtardette Noob: so wait, now I get to have sex with my ALIEN BABY?
  • StarPod: It grows quickly, increasing from just a couple of inches across to the size of a large watermelon...
  • Blingtardette Noob: this is uber wrong...
  • StarPod: The pod opens into four large petals displaying it's core, a cone-like nodule pulsing with life...
  • Blingtardette Noob stands up before the ALIEN INCEST can take place
  • Blingtardette Noob: wtf is WRONG with people on this grid?