I have this shitty little mainland parcel next door to the ugliest attempt at a building that ever was primmed:
and at ten minute intervals an equally hideous NPIOF chick with copybotted hair, deformed breasts, ill-fitting shoes and system eyes tps in with a different noob, who pokes her in the eye with his freenis for five minutes before she goes poof
people. this is why skyboxes exist. please use them so consoisseurs of ugly shit are not tempted to cam you. thx.
I understand more of your language than you think I do, biatch.
If he was so fucking faithful he’d be slowdancing with you right about now, not IMing me telling me how sweet and sexy I am.
(Also, ‘~Smiles~’ does not qualify as an emote.)
Random Afk being still awol, I have been looking furtively around Mr Generic Strip’s island. OMG I was like Lizzy Bennet going to Pemberley.
I MUST BE OCTOBER’S MRS GENERIC STRIP OR DIE TRYING.
I mean, yeah, obviously the kids would be annoying, but I am so up for being an evil stepmother. Not to mention having a prim baby of my own. I wanna be a pregnant poledancer, can you imagine the lulz? And I would not mind him boffing the manger or trying to pull ‘top models’.
Goddamn it, I should have hopped right on those poseballs when he was showing me his bed.
