A PHOTO

Y U SO ANGRY WITH TABLE?!?!

A PHOTO

that is not a cupcake i would like to eat

A PHOTO

Because it is vitally important that your genitalia is SEASONALLY APPROPRIATE, right?

A CHAT

well that was interesting

  • StarPod: Searching the ground on your hands and knees, you know it has to be here somewhere... If you could just find it...
  • StarPod: You never notice the tiny green pod on the ground between your legs...
  • StarPod: It grows quickly, increasing from just a couple of inches across to the size of a large watermelon...
  • StarPod: The pod opens into four large petals displaying it's core, a cone-like nodule pulsing with life...
  • Blingtardette Noob: wtf
  • StarPod: The surrounding petals fold downward across your legs, giving you your first clue something is happening...
  • StarPod: One petal slips under your belly, flipping upward and dragging you back into a kneeling position over the pod...
  • StarPod: You shift your hips, trying to get a better look at what's under you, finding the conical nodule firmly nested between your thighs...
  • Blingtardette Noob: what is this even
  • StarPod: Wasting no time, the nodule elongates upwards, pressing between your pussy lips, its coating of slime allowing easy passage...
  • Blingtardette Noob: help?
  • StarPod: With a surge, the shaft is followed by a fat bulge, spreading you wide, and popping into your passage with a wet squelch...
  • Blingtardette Noob: eeew
  • StarPod: You sit there in shock, the pulsing of the pod's shaft the only movement...
  • StarPod: It begins a steady fucking motion, dropping its entire body down, before hammering upward again as you start to fall...
  • Blingtardette Noob: omg
  • StarPod: Your belly warms as the slick probe slides deeply into you, the bulge shoving past your pussy lips again and again...
  • StarPod: Each thrust impales you from groin to womb, driving the cone-like head against your cervix and opening it little by little...
  • Blingtardette Noob: urgh
  • StarPod: The shaft surges upward and expands it's girth inside you, as your belly begins to flutter in orgasm ...
  • Blingtardette Noob: oh fuck am i gonna have an alien baby?
  • StarPod: Without warning, the pod shifts, sliding its shaft out of you and dumping you onto your ass in the dirt...
  • StarPod: You sit there gasping, the pod digging its way back into the ground, quickly disappearing from sight...
  • StarPod: As you start to get up, your belly cramps. You clutch it as cramps build up until your back convulses into an arch...
  • StarPod: You feel your belly clench, and something seems to move deep inside of you...
  • StarPod: An egg, green and covered in slime, pops out of you and onto the ground. It rolls away and buries itself in the dirt...
  • Blingtardette Noob: uh oh
  • StarPod: Stunned again, it takes you several moments before you collect yourself enough to crawl forward and begin searching for the pod...
  • StarPod: Searching the ground on your hands and knees, you know it has to be here somewhere... If you could just find it...
  • StarPod: You never notice the tiny green pod on the ground between your legs...
  • Blingtardette Noob: so wait, now I get to have sex with my ALIEN BABY?
  • StarPod: It grows quickly, increasing from just a couple of inches across to the size of a large watermelon...
  • Blingtardette Noob: this is uber wrong...
  • StarPod: The pod opens into four large petals displaying it's core, a cone-like nodule pulsing with life...
  • Blingtardette Noob stands up before the ALIEN INCEST can take place
  • Blingtardette Noob: wtf is WRONG with people on this grid?
A TEXT POST

ugly shit

I have this shitty little mainland parcel next door to the ugliest attempt at a building that ever was primmed:

and at ten minute intervals an equally hideous NPIOF chick with copybotted hair, deformed breasts, ill-fitting shoes and system eyes tps in with a different noob, who pokes her in the eye with his freenis for five minutes before she goes poof

people. this is why skyboxes exist. please use them so consoisseurs of ugly shit are not tempted to cam you. thx.

A PHOTO

sir, your Xcite cock is strongly reminiscent of a turd

A CHAT

really bad sexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

  • SexManiac6969 Magic: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
  • Blingtardette Noob: yeah fuck me!
  • SexManiac6969 Magic: gooddd
  • SexManiac6969 Magic: i fuck you
  • SexManiac6969 Magic: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
  • Blingtardette Noob: big fat cock
  • SexManiac6969 Magic: all in the pussyyyyyyyyyyyyy
  • Blingtardette Noob: fuck yeah
  • SexManiac6969 Magic: all inside pussyyyyyyyyyyy
  • SexManiac6969 Magic: in the asssssssssssssssss
  • ((also has not one but TWO freebie cocks.))
  • ((one of which floats in the air behind him.))