- Jcspider99: ANYONE WANT TO HAVE SEX
- Blingtardette Noob: yeah, ok
- Jcspider99: WHERE
- Blingtardette Noob: i don't know, where do you think?
- Jcspider99: YOUR VAGINA
- Jcspider99: IN HELL
- Blingtardette Noob: oh shakespearean puns. awesome
hiring & firing
Soooo… the latest is that Mr Generic Strip claims to be getting a new manger to help him run things. He will, says Mr Generic Strip, bring with him bouncers, a dj, and some more dancers.
I see no sign of any of these people in the staff group so am inclined to believe they are imaginary.
First, however, Mr Generic Strip intends to weed out all the wasters by the cunning device of sending an abusive message out to the group demanding to know why nobody has been turning up to the events that haven’t been happening. If you do not respond by IMing him ‘wtf? how can I work events that don’t exist?’, then you get fired.
One of my neighbors has been glimpsed packing her stuff up so has presumably already fallen foul of this policy. For someone who is desperate for staff, Mr Generic Strip is unusually fond of sacking people.
(Here is an example of how desperate for staff Mr Generic Strip is. Some weeks ago, I rezzed in the club, saw a day-old newbie wandering round on my radar, enrolled her in the VIP group. That night, I turn up for an event to discover that the noob has been employed. She has no clue what the tip points are and keeps offering to get naked for a hundred dollars. She has full-perms freebie hair. She keeps vanishing at intervals and reappearing wearing another club’s tag. And she’s STILL listed as an employee even though she hasn’t logged in since that night.)
Oh, and Mrs Generic Strip the First has split with her latest partner so presumably her faith in mankind has been destroyed all over again. Woe.
How I resisted this guy's smooth moves, I'll never know
- Spew Sanscock: OI
- Spew Sanscock: HI
- Blingtardette Noob: do not know OI
- Spew Sanscock: HI?
- Spew Sanscock: YOU AND SEX
how to kill the mod in one easy lessen
- [18: 59] JustAnotha Stripper grins with a seductive glare in her eyes,, she dances her body closer to Jorge gently and passionately pressing her perky brown firm breast upon his hard warm long muscular bak,,, she whispers in his ear ty baby as she nibbles on his ear lob
- UPPERCASE Withoutclue: IN YOU HEAR SEY FACK ME
what happens if you run around with your Xcite hanging out in my vicinity
- [16: 54] Blingtardette Noob kicks marv in the groin, causing him to cry out in pain.
- [16: 54] Blingtardette Noob kicks marv in the groin, causing him to cry out in pain.
- [16: 54] Blingtardette Noob kicks marv in the groin, causing him to cry out in pain.
- [16: 54] Blingtardette Noob kicks marv in the groin, causing him to cry out in pain.
- [16: 54] Blingtardette Noob kicks marv in the groin, causing him to cry out in pain.
- [16: 54] Blingtardette Noob kicks marv in the groin, causing him to cry out in pain.
Parttime Neko Grabsthe pole, slides down as her eyes meet the gaze of an incredibly gorgeous man named Halo
i guess beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
or the tipjar, anyhow.
Redundancy
Today we had an ‘event’ to attend on pain of dismissal.
Was Random Afk online? Yes. Was Random Afk present to partake in the joy of silently feeding the sploder? Nope. Will we get a group notice tomorrow telling us of Random Afk’s firing? What do you think?
Meanwhile, Mr Generic Strip spent the evening making conversation in his native tongue with a ‘top model’. This conversation was so mundane that I was actually able to follow it.
Also, yesterday’s noob somehow managed to rez a prim in my apartment that I cannot shift. If this is a cunning device to get invited back it is doomed to failure. I would rather have a redundant lump of plywood sticking out of my wall.
minimum requirements
Dear Noobs,
I make it easy for you by being a slut. Is it so fucking hard to meet me halfway and wear a cock? Why not just ACCEPT the one I’m GIVING you? How am I meant to suck your dick when you are a EUNUCH WHO DOESN’T HAVE ONE?
no love,
Blingtardette