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Because it is vitally important that your genitalia is SEASONALLY APPROPRIATE, right?

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The ‘builder’ of this shitty ‘skybox’ claims to be twelve.

I feel this may be true.

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[13:32]  Trenndeigh Name Fetus has developed Vernix (creamy white covering on my skin) and Lanugo (soft downy hairs) to help keep me warm and protect me from all of these fluids.

perhaps if your mommy could refrain from clubbing for five minutes there would not be quite so many fluids to protect you from?

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[14:48]  telecom Bebe: where can we dance, cause im hot as hell and have to change outift, this one is to harsh

harsh is one word for it, sugar, but I’m not sure it’s the one I would choose.

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owww KILL THE GODDAMN FLOATING TEXT

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Haven’t we all dreamed of one day owning a massive picture of an eyeless face spitting all over our garden?

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When I am going for a lovely walk in coastal woodlands, this is pretty much what I like to wear too.

(347 days old and it still didn’t have an AO. NO EXCUSES.)

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ugly shit

I have this shitty little mainland parcel next door to the ugliest attempt at a building that ever was primmed:

and at ten minute intervals an equally hideous NPIOF chick with copybotted hair, deformed breasts, ill-fitting shoes and system eyes tps in with a different noob, who pokes her in the eye with his freenis for five minutes before she goes poof

people. this is why skyboxes exist. please use them so consoisseurs of ugly shit are not tempted to cam you. thx.

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Not enough people style their avatars as people of restricted growth from the ghetto, in my opinion.

OK, so their profiles say they are four years old, but did you ever see a four year old looking like that? Exactly. Be proud of who you are, I say!