A PHOTO

if you want his sperm in your mouth why are you dribbling it all over the place? geez.

A CHAT

I'm not really an escort, but he had a SYSTEM MULLET

  • BadHair Hair: hi, you wanne fuck
  • Blingtardette Noob: lol, I can't even see you yet
  • Blingtardette Noob: ok, now I can see you, it'll cost you L$500 :)
  • BadHair Hair: sorry, thx
  • Blingtardette Noob: other girls will charge you more with that hair, trust me ;)
  • BadHair Hair: not really
  • Blingtardette Noob: well good luck anyway
  • BadHair Hair: thnx, bye
A CHAT

crash!

  • [2008/09/20 14: 25] rideu Poppit: mmmmmmmmmmmmm
  • [2008/09/20 14: 25] rideu Poppit: i could fuck u all night
  • [2008/09/20 14: 26] Blingtardette Noob smiles and crawls on top of the bed
  • [2008/09/20 14: 26] rideu Poppit: aaaaaaaaaahhhhhh
  • [2008/09/20 14: 26] rideu Poppit: yes baby
  • [2008/09/20 14: 27] Blingtardette Noob opens her slut pussy wide for you
  • [2008/09/20 14: 27] rideu Poppit: uhuhuhuhuh im so hard uhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh
  • [2008/09/20 14: 28] Blingtardette Noob pins you down and rides your cock like a horse
  • [2008/09/20 14: 28] rideu Poppit: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
  • [2008/09/20 14: 28] rideu Poppit: ya fuck me baby
  • [2008/09/20 14: 28] Blingtardette Noob giggles
  • [2008/09/20 14: 29] rideu Poppit: your good
  • [2008/09/20 14: 29] Blingtardette Noob: hell yeah, I know
  • [2008/09/20 14: 29] rideu Poppit: ughughughughughughgughughughughugh
  • [2008/09/20 14: 29] Blingtardette Noob: I should totally charge ;)
  • [2008/09/20 14: 30] rideu Poppit: go for it
  • [2008/09/20 14: 31] Blingtardette Noob lowers herself down on your cock and whispers in your ear 'how much do you think?'
  • [2008/09/20 14: 31] rideu Poppit: mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
  • [2008/09/20 14: 31] Blingtardette Noob giggles
  • [2008/09/20 14: 31] Second Life: User not online - message will be stored and delivered later.
A CHAT

what happens if you run around with your Xcite hanging out in my vicinity

  • [16: 54] Blingtardette Noob kicks marv in the groin, causing him to cry out in pain.
  • [16: 54] Blingtardette Noob kicks marv in the groin, causing him to cry out in pain.
  • [16: 54] Blingtardette Noob kicks marv in the groin, causing him to cry out in pain.
  • [16: 54] Blingtardette Noob kicks marv in the groin, causing him to cry out in pain.
  • [16: 54] Blingtardette Noob kicks marv in the groin, causing him to cry out in pain.
  • [16: 54] Blingtardette Noob kicks marv in the groin, causing him to cry out in pain.
A TEXT POST

minimum requirements

Dear Noobs,

I make it easy for you by being a slut. Is it so fucking hard to meet me halfway and wear a cock? Why not just ACCEPT the one I’m GIVING you? How am I meant to suck your dick when you are a EUNUCH WHO DOESN’T HAVE ONE?

no love,

Blingtardette

A CHAT

lost in translation

  • Wierdo Ick : I think I play in your vaginal discharge
  • Wierdo Ick : mmmmm
A TEXT POST

ugh

I am NEVER using voice again.

Don’t ask me how I can tell from hearing a guy’s voice that he looks like a pedophile with bald head and round wireframed glasses and a beer gut.

I just can, k?

A CHAT

really bad sexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

  • SexManiac6969 Magic: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
  • Blingtardette Noob: yeah fuck me!
  • SexManiac6969 Magic: gooddd
  • SexManiac6969 Magic: i fuck you
  • SexManiac6969 Magic: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
  • Blingtardette Noob: big fat cock
  • SexManiac6969 Magic: all in the pussyyyyyyyyyyyyy
  • Blingtardette Noob: fuck yeah
  • SexManiac6969 Magic: all inside pussyyyyyyyyyyy
  • SexManiac6969 Magic: in the asssssssssssssssss
  • ((also has not one but TWO freebie cocks.))
  • ((one of which floats in the air behind him.))