A TEXT POST

Mrs Generic Strip for the month of NEVER

btw, I am so OVER wanting to marry Mr Generic Strip. I was offline sick for like, a week, and within five seconds of my logging in he is IMing me demanding rent. So I’m like ok, was just about to send it, just I have been offline SICK for like, a week. And does he ask me how I am? or what was wrong? What do you think? I’m not a person, I’m a cute little blonde stripper who can be picked up and dropped at a whim.

I may be a gold-digging slut, but I do not need that kind of guy. Even if he does have an island.

A TEXT POST

On inequality

Mr Generic Strip IMs me demanding rent.

I send him rent.

[radio silence]

me: did you get that money I sent you?

Mr Generic Strip: yes I think so

You THINK so?

Oh how nice it would be to be so rich you don’t notice an extra three hundred lindens popping up in the corner of your screen. Every time that happens to me I have to remove an item of clothing using the purplest prose I can muster.