second life Generic Strip Club bitching kidlets humor

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Why yes I am stalking my boss. What of it?

So, Mrs Generic Strip the Third (well, she could be the Fourth, or the Fifth, or the Eleventeenth, since I’m not to know what happened before I arrived on the increasingly telenovellaesque scene) now has an alt for Generic Strip purposes. The profile of this alt features a pic of her and Mr Generic Strip and reads:

I LOVE you Mr Generic Strip forever, every hour every minute every second of every day is filled with thoughts of you. I never thought that life could be like this, I have never known love like it, the whole of my heart body and soul is yours for all eternity…

OK, that isn’t what it reads. I made that up. But I promise you the real thing is every bit as drivelly. And longer.

At least, I sincerely hope she’s an alt, because otherwise Mr Generic Strip has been a very naughty boy indeed. Again. And Snookums is going to be even more confused about the exact identity of her mommy. She’s only thwee.

Should this alt ever turn up to work in the club, I’m so going to address her by her original name. Knowledge is power, you know?

second life sex noobs humor bitching

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How I resisted this guy's smooth moves, I'll never know

  • Spew Sanscock: OI
  • Spew Sanscock: HI
  • Blingtardette Noob: do not know OI
  • Spew Sanscock: HI?
  • Spew Sanscock: YOU AND SEX

lag rage bitching second life

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stellar hypocrisy

You know what I find hilarious? When people say in the flyers for their hunt, fashion show or whatever that we should dress to minimise lag, so you throw on your jeans and the simplest hair you can find, only to discover once you turn up that none of their ‘staff’ is toting an ARC under 1500.

What, so it’s ok for your employees to pile on the prims but not for your customers? Pfft.

second life sex cybering humor bitching

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I'm not really an escort, but he had a SYSTEM MULLET

  • BadHair Hair: hi, you wanne fuck
  • Blingtardette Noob: lol, I can't even see you yet
  • Blingtardette Noob: ok, now I can see you, it'll cost you L$500 :)
  • BadHair Hair: sorry, thx
  • Blingtardette Noob: other girls will charge you more with that hair, trust me ;)
  • BadHair Hair: not really
  • Blingtardette Noob: well good luck anyway
  • BadHair Hair: thnx, bye

second life bitching Generic Strip Club

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Nothingness

It’s not even October yet and I’m already sick of people pimping Halloween crap on the fashion blogs.

In other news, Mr Generic Strip is sad. He is sad because he thinks he may have to give up the club. Well NOBODY saw that one coming, did they? I am only stunned it lasted this long.

One of these days I will turn up for work and there will be nothing there but a vast expanse of sand.

second life sex Generic Strip Club bitching

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and another thing…

I understand more of your language than you think I do, biatch.

If he was so fucking faithful he’d be slowdancing with you right about now, not IMing me telling me how sweet and sexy I am.

(Also, ‘~Smiles~’ does not qualify as an emote.)

second life bitching humor Generic Strip Club weirdness

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desertion

While Random Afk is still officially partnered with Mr Generic Strip, she has also not logged in for two weeks. Which is about twice as long as they were ‘together’.

I anticipate another divorce shortly. Fortunately one of the remaining mangers is an SL divorce lawyer on the side.

(No, I have not a clue what that would involve either. Deciding who gets custody of the prim baby?)

second life bitching

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hair today

I really like Laqroki hair, but the only people I ever seem to see wearing it are trannyfaced hookers.

Then again, a disproportionate number of people I see are trannyfaced hookers, so perhaps I shouldn’t let that put me off.

second life noobs cybering humor bitching

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what happens if you run around with your Xcite hanging out in my vicinity

  • [16: 54] Blingtardette Noob kicks marv in the groin, causing him to cry out in pain.
  • [16: 54] Blingtardette Noob kicks marv in the groin, causing him to cry out in pain.
  • [16: 54] Blingtardette Noob kicks marv in the groin, causing him to cry out in pain.
  • [16: 54] Blingtardette Noob kicks marv in the groin, causing him to cry out in pain.
  • [16: 54] Blingtardette Noob kicks marv in the groin, causing him to cry out in pain.
  • [16: 54] Blingtardette Noob kicks marv in the groin, causing him to cry out in pain.

second life bitching Generic Strip Club humor

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status symbol

There are many reasons why people would choose to open yet another club to add to the hundreds already out there.

To have fun. To hang out with your friends. To meet new people. To make money. To put into action all the brilliant ideas you have. To listen to great music. To create a beautiful build. To express your unique vision and creativity in a happy social environment.

Or to be able to go around telling people you own a club.

Which seems an inordinately expensive way of gaining social currency, but if you have no charisma whatsoever I guess it’s the best option available.

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