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and ohyear mes habs sum blames otay mhmm btw u was takies mes man befor and for years behind mes backies and wif lies to get all from mes and makies mes the bad one so u was getting all like aways wif all wat was mes life and my man lolll . but mes wants to says to u fankies u fighties that day mes got mes man backies forebbers and agains u stil habs lose the game u started bitch muhahahahaha pfff at u and ur sad misseble life u wil get i promssis u my time wil comies nasty bitch lmfaoooooo muhahaha+*✞*+凸

I am reasonably fluent in moron by now, but I must admit this has me stumped.