Why yes I am stalking my boss. What of it?
So, Mrs Generic Strip the Third (well, she could be the Fourth, or the Fifth, or the Eleventeenth, since I’m not to know what happened before I arrived on the increasingly telenovellaesque scene) now has an alt for Generic Strip purposes. The profile of this alt features a pic of her and Mr Generic Strip and reads:
I LOVE you Mr Generic Strip forever, every hour every minute every second of every day is filled with thoughts of you. I never thought that life could be like this, I have never known love like it, the whole of my heart body and soul is yours for all eternity…
OK, that isn’t what it reads. I made that up. But I promise you the real thing is every bit as drivelly. And longer.
At least, I sincerely hope she’s an alt, because otherwise Mr Generic Strip has been a very naughty boy indeed. Again. And Snookums is going to be even more confused about the exact identity of her mommy. She’s only thwee.
Should this alt ever turn up to work in the club, I’m so going to address her by her original name. Knowledge is power, you know?