A TEXT POST

Mrs Generic Strip for the month of NEVER

btw, I am so OVER wanting to marry Mr Generic Strip. I was offline sick for like, a week, and within five seconds of my logging in he is IMing me demanding rent. So I’m like ok, was just about to send it, just I have been offline SICK for like, a week. And does he ask me how I am? or what was wrong? What do you think? I’m not a person, I’m a cute little blonde stripper who can be picked up and dropped at a whim.

I may be a gold-digging slut, but I do not need that kind of guy. Even if he does have an island.