Blingtardette

I have realised what I’m doing wrong. I work too hard! Like, the other day I busted my gut sitting in the corner emoting my little heart out. Half an hour. Not one little solitary linden did come my way.

So today, when I am summoned without anyone troubling to explain to me why, or what I am meant to do, I park myself on my pole, announce publicly that I am sorting inventory, and Mr Generic Strip pops L$100 in my tip jar.

Now I know I get paid more for sitting in silence, I will try not to be so talkative in future.