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Alas, Mr Generic Strip and Eleventeenth are no more. They lasted about six months though, which is probably some kind of record, and Snookums still considers her ‘mommy’ even though another stepmother has come and gone in the meantime.
Currently Mr Generic Strip is, like, totally disillusioned with love thanks to being betrayed by xxxJazziexxx, a random blonde whom he met when he wandered into her house in a fit of boredom and partnered with approximately a week later.
People just don’t take relationships seriously anymore, laments Mr Generic Strip.