February 2012
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January 2012
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December 2011
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well that was interesting
StarPod: Searching the ground on your hands and knees, you know it has to be here somewhere... If you could just find it...
StarPod: You never notice the tiny green pod on the ground between your legs...
StarPod: It grows quickly, increasing from just a couple of inches across to the size of a large watermelon...
StarPod: The pod opens into four large petals displaying it's core, a cone-like nodule pulsing with life...
Blingtardette Noob: wtf
StarPod: The surrounding petals fold downward across your legs, giving you your first clue something is happening...
StarPod: One petal slips under your belly, flipping upward and dragging you back into a kneeling position over the pod...
StarPod: You shift your hips, trying to get a better look at what's under you, finding the conical nodule firmly nested between your thighs...
Blingtardette Noob: what is this even
StarPod: Wasting no time, the nodule elongates upwards, pressing between your pussy lips, its coating of slime allowing easy passage...
Blingtardette Noob: help?
StarPod: With a surge, the shaft is followed by a fat bulge, spreading you wide, and popping into your passage with a wet squelch...
Blingtardette Noob: eeew
StarPod: You sit there in shock, the pulsing of the pod's shaft the only movement...
StarPod: It begins a steady fucking motion, dropping its entire body down, before hammering upward again as you start to fall...
Blingtardette Noob: omg
StarPod: Your belly warms as the slick probe slides deeply into you, the bulge shoving past your pussy lips again and again...
StarPod: Each thrust impales you from groin to womb, driving the cone-like head against your cervix and opening it little by little...
Blingtardette Noob: urgh
StarPod: The shaft surges upward and expands it's girth inside you, as your belly begins to flutter in orgasm ...
Blingtardette Noob: oh fuck am i gonna have an alien baby?
StarPod: Without warning, the pod shifts, sliding its shaft out of you and dumping you onto your ass in the dirt...
StarPod: You sit there gasping, the pod digging its way back into the ground, quickly disappearing from sight...
StarPod: As you start to get up, your belly cramps. You clutch it as cramps build up until your back convulses into an arch...
StarPod: You feel your belly clench, and something seems to move deep inside of you...
StarPod: An egg, green and covered in slime, pops out of you and onto the ground. It rolls away and buries itself in the dirt...
Blingtardette Noob: uh oh
StarPod: Stunned again, it takes you several moments before you collect yourself enough to crawl forward and begin searching for the pod...
StarPod: Searching the ground on your hands and knees, you know it has to be here somewhere... If you could just find it...
StarPod: You never notice the tiny green pod on the ground between your legs...
Blingtardette Noob: so wait, now I get to have sex with my ALIEN BABY?
StarPod: It grows quickly, increasing from just a couple of inches across to the size of a large watermelon...
Blingtardette Noob: this is uber wrong...
StarPod: The pod opens into four large petals displaying it's core, a cone-like nodule pulsing with life...
Blingtardette Noob stands up before the ALIEN INCEST can take place
Blingtardette Noob: wtf is WRONG with people on this grid?
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Jcspider99: ANYONE WANT TO HAVE SEX
Blingtardette Noob: yeah, ok
Jcspider99: WHERE
Blingtardette Noob: i don't know, where do you think?
Jcspider99: YOUR VAGINA
Jcspider99: IN HELL
Blingtardette Noob: oh shakespearean puns. awesome
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September 2011
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“me is a wonderful little girl with manners and i lub all things fluffy
❤...”
July 2011
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May 2011
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April 2011
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January 2011
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December 2010
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November 2010
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flogging a dead horse
The latest news on Mr Generic Strip is that he is now married to bouncyplums! and they too are RL/SL! but Fluffi is still on his profile and so is KISSESS, so who knows what this even means. I somehow doubt that they are all shacked up together in some industrial town in Italy.
I need hardly add that bouncyplums is expecting a Zooby and that they have gone into horses. People, people, you are so...
September 2010
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big wuv
OK, so Mr Generic Strip is now polygamous. I daresay this will come as a surprise to no-one. He has been married to fifth wife Fluffi since June, which is pretty good going for him. Fluffi and Mr Generic Strip are RL/SL! which as far as I can gather means they has true wuv in ALL WORLDS!!! including ETERNITY!!!
He is also partnered on an alt to KISSESS, but she is only third wife, as his profile...
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May 2010
1 post
what
and ohyear mes habs sum blames otay mhmm btw u was takies mes man befor and for years behind mes backies and wif lies to get all from mes and makies mes the bad one so u was getting all like aways wif all wat was mes life and my man lolll . but mes wants to says to u fankies u fighties that day mes got mes man backies forebbers and agains u stil habs lose the game u started bitch muhahahahaha...
March 2010
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ugly shit
I have this shitty little mainland parcel next door to the ugliest attempt at a building that ever was primmed:
and at ten minute intervals an equally hideous NPIOF chick with copybotted hair, deformed breasts, ill-fitting shoes and system eyes tps in with a different noob, who pokes her in the eye with his freenis for five minutes before she goes poof
people. this is why skyboxes exist....
February 2010
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January 2010
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OOOOOH SOOOO MUCH BABY
Mr Generic Strip’s profile currently reads:
Love: can some one tell me what mean really this word? I never met one person can tell me it’s sense!!!!!!
Dont say “I LOVE YOU!” if you are not able to acept you partner! He/She can be away, can fall of sleep or be busy, but HE/SHE will LOVE you anyway
I am not posting this to mock the spelling and grammar as everything Mr...
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August 2009
1 post
whatever
Alas, Mr Generic Strip and Eleventeenth are no more. They lasted about six months though, which is probably some kind of record, and Snookums still considers her ‘mommy’ even though another stepmother has come and gone in the meantime.
Currently Mr Generic Strip is, like, totally disillusioned with love thanks to being betrayed by xxxJazziexxx, a random blonde whom he met when he...
June 2009
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April 2009
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February 2009
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January 2009
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belated update
the new manager, dancers, bouncers etc. turned out to be as imaginary as I suspected and I did indeed rez one day in the midst of a desert
though not before Mr Generic Strip announced the farewell event ONE HOUR before it was due to start and expected people to show. I blew him out, naturally.
the heartbroken Random Afk has decided to devote herself to Bilbo and photography
Bilbo’s...
November 2008
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hiring & firing
Soooo… the latest is that Mr Generic Strip claims to be getting a new manger to help him run things. He will, says Mr Generic Strip, bring with him bouncers, a dj, and some more dancers.
I see no sign of any of these people in the staff group so am inclined to believe they are imaginary.
First, however, Mr Generic Strip intends to weed out all the wasters by the cunning device of sending...
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what kills me about this convo is, I had a Gorean...
GuyWhoNeverSpeaksIn Openchat: I was going to check out a site called GOR ever heard of it
Blingtardette Noob: never heard of a single Gor site
Blingtardette Noob: there are lots of Gor sims though
GuyWhoNeverSpeaksIn Openchat: mmm supposed to be based on this book with a medieval theme
Blingtardette Noob: more science fiction fantasy
Blingtardette Noob: set on a planet where women are either slaves or wear like burkas
GuyWhoNeverSpeaksIn Openchat: ya I'm into that stuff
October 2008
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Why yes I am stalking my boss. What of it?
So, Mrs Generic Strip the Third (well, she could be the Fourth, or the Fifth, or the Eleventeenth, since I’m not to know what happened before I arrived on the increasingly telenovellaesque scene) now has an alt for Generic Strip purposes. The profile of this alt features a pic of her and Mr Generic Strip and reads:
I LOVE you Mr Generic Strip forever, every hour every minute every second...
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vaguely malevolent toast
You will, I am sure, be stunned and devastated to hear that Mr Generic Strip and Random Afk are no more. Random Afk seems to be unwilling to relinquish custody of Snookums, crediting him in her profile as ‘a friend, father of Snookums’. Meanwhile Mr Generic Strip reports in his profile that Random Afk will be in his heart forever, though naturally this has not prevented him from...
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How I resisted this guy's smooth moves, I'll never...
Spew Sanscock: OI
Spew Sanscock: HI
Blingtardette Noob: do not know OI
Spew Sanscock: HI?
Spew Sanscock: YOU AND SEX
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stellar hypocrisy
You know what I find hilarious? When people say in the flyers for their hunt, fashion show or whatever that we should dress to minimise lag, so you throw on your jeans and the simplest hair you can find, only to discover once you turn up that none of their ‘staff’ is toting an ARC under 1500.
What, so it’s ok for your employees to pile on the prims but not for your customers?...
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Mrs Generic Strip for the month of NEVER
btw, I am so OVER wanting to marry Mr Generic Strip. I was offline sick for like, a week, and within five seconds of my logging in he is IMing me demanding rent. So I’m like ok, was just about to send it, just I have been offline SICK for like, a week. And does he ask me how I am? or what was wrong? What do you think? I’m not a person, I’m a cute little blonde stripper who can be...
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I'm not really an escort, but he had a SYSTEM...
BadHair Hair: hi, you wanne fuck
Blingtardette Noob: lol, I can't even see you yet
Blingtardette Noob: ok, now I can see you, it'll cost you L$500 :)
BadHair Hair: sorry, thx
Blingtardette Noob: other girls will charge you more with that hair, trust me ;)
BadHair Hair: not really
Blingtardette Noob: well good luck anyway
BadHair Hair: thnx, bye
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how it's done
I have realised what I’m doing wrong. I work too hard! Like, the other day I busted my gut sitting in the corner emoting my little heart out. Half an hour. Not one little solitary linden did come my way.
So today, when I am summoned without anyone troubling to explain to me why, or what I am meant to do, I park myself on my pole, announce publicly that I am sorting inventory, and Mr Generic...
September 2008
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Nothingness
It’s not even October yet and I’m already sick of people pimping Halloween crap on the fashion blogs.
In other news, Mr Generic Strip is sad. He is sad because he thinks he may have to give up the club. Well NOBODY saw that one coming, did they? I am only stunned it lasted this long.
One of these days I will turn up for work and there will be nothing there but a vast expanse of sand.
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and another thing...
I understand more of your language than you think I do, biatch.
If he was so fucking faithful he’d be slowdancing with you right about now, not IMing me telling me how sweet and sexy I am.
(Also, ‘~Smiles~’ does not qualify as an emote.)
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Friday lunchtime looks like this
As I type this I am swinging aimlessly around the pole at an ‘event’. The only other people in the room are Mr Generic Strip and Random Afk. Mr Generic Strip is dressed as Shrek. Random Afk is, needless to say, afk.
fuck, this is depressing.
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GAH
Random Afk is back. Which is going to make it substantially harder for me to steal her husband. Woe.