Blingtardette

well that was interesting

• StarPod: Searching the ground on your hands and knees, you know it has to be here somewhere... If you could just find it...
• StarPod: You never notice the tiny green pod on the ground between your legs...
• StarPod: It grows quickly, increasing from just a couple of inches across to the size of a large watermelon...
• StarPod: The pod opens into four large petals displaying it's core, a cone-like nodule pulsing with life...
• Blingtardette Noob: wtf
• StarPod: The surrounding petals fold downward across your legs, giving you your first clue something is happening...
• StarPod: One petal slips under your belly, flipping upward and dragging you back into a kneeling position over the pod...
• StarPod: You shift your hips, trying to get a better look at what's under you, finding the conical nodule firmly nested between your thighs...
• Blingtardette Noob: what is this even
• StarPod: Wasting no time, the nodule elongates upwards, pressing between your pussy lips, its coating of slime allowing easy passage...
• Blingtardette Noob: help?
• StarPod: With a surge, the shaft is followed by a fat bulge, spreading you wide, and popping into your passage with a wet squelch...
• Blingtardette Noob: eeew
• StarPod: You sit there in shock, the pulsing of the pod's shaft the only movement...
• StarPod: It begins a steady fucking motion, dropping its entire body down, before hammering upward again as you start to fall...
• Blingtardette Noob: omg
• StarPod: Your belly warms as the slick probe slides deeply into you, the bulge shoving past your pussy lips again and again...
• StarPod: Each thrust impales you from groin to womb, driving the cone-like head against your cervix and opening it little by little...
• Blingtardette Noob: urgh
• StarPod: The shaft surges upward and expands it's girth inside you, as your belly begins to flutter in orgasm ...
• Blingtardette Noob: oh fuck am i gonna have an alien baby?
• StarPod: Without warning, the pod shifts, sliding its shaft out of you and dumping you onto your ass in the dirt...
• StarPod: You sit there gasping, the pod digging its way back into the ground, quickly disappearing from sight...
• StarPod: As you start to get up, your belly cramps. You clutch it as cramps build up until your back convulses into an arch...
• StarPod: You feel your belly clench, and something seems to move deep inside of you...
• StarPod: An egg, green and covered in slime, pops out of you and onto the ground. It rolls away and buries itself in the dirt...
• Blingtardette Noob: uh oh
• StarPod: Stunned again, it takes you several moments before you collect yourself enough to crawl forward and begin searching for the pod...
• StarPod: Searching the ground on your hands and knees, you know it has to be here somewhere... If you could just find it...
• StarPod: You never notice the tiny green pod on the ground between your legs...
• Blingtardette Noob: so wait, now I get to have sex with my ALIEN BABY?
• StarPod: It grows quickly, increasing from just a couple of inches across to the size of a large watermelon...
• Blingtardette Noob: this is uber wrong...
• StarPod: The pod opens into four large petals displaying it's core, a cone-like nodule pulsing with life...
• Blingtardette Noob stands up before the ALIEN INCEST can take place
• Blingtardette Noob: wtf is WRONG with people on this grid?

• Jcspider99: ANYONE WANT TO HAVE SEX
• Blingtardette Noob: yeah, ok
• Jcspider99: WHERE
• Blingtardette Noob: i don't know, where do you think?
• Jcspider99: YOUR VAGINA
• Jcspider99: IN HELL
• Blingtardette Noob: oh shakespearean puns. awesome