A PHOTO

I’m not sure Tokyo wants it?

A CHAT

bite me

  • Ϯ є∂υαя∂σ cυℓℓєη Ϯ (gigantotool): hi
  • gigantotool Resident: salut
  • БĿĬЛğţДяÐєţţє ЛόόБ (blingtardette): hi
  • Ϯ є∂υαя∂σ cυℓℓєη Ϯ (gigantotool): eu estava aqui
  • gigantotool Resident: I was here
  • Ϯ є∂υαя∂σ cυℓℓєη Ϯ (gigantotool): e de longe percebi uma presença especial
  • gigantotool Resident: and far realized a special presence
  • Ϯ є∂υαя∂σ cυℓℓєη Ϯ (gigantotool): era voce
  • gigantotool Resident: was you
  • Ϯ є∂υαя∂σ cυℓℓєη Ϯ (gigantotool): uma joven encantadora
  • gigantotool Resident: one charming young
  • Ϯ є∂υαя∂σ cυℓℓєη Ϯ (gigantotool): :)
  • БĿĬЛğţДяÐєţţє ЛόόБ (blingtardette): kewl
  • Ϯ є∂υαя∂σ cυℓℓєη Ϯ (gigantotool): ali é a sua casa?
  • gigantotool Resident: there is your home?
  • БĿĬЛğţДяÐєţţє ЛόόБ (blingtardette): no, my uncle squats there
  • Ϯ є∂υαя∂σ cυℓℓєη Ϯ (gigantotool): adorei voce
  • gigantotool Resident: I loved you
  • Ϯ є∂υαя∂σ cυℓℓєη Ϯ (gigantotool): :)
  • БĿĬЛğţДяÐєţţє ЛόόБ (blingtardette): wow really
  • Ϯ є∂υαя∂σ cυℓℓєη Ϯ (gigantotool): só mim desculpe pelo lugar que te trouxe
  • gigantotool Resident: sorry for me only place that brought you
  • БĿĬЛğţДяÐєţţє ЛόόБ (blingtardette): thats ok lotsa ppl dont have homes
  • Ϯ є∂υαя∂σ cυℓℓєη Ϯ (gigantotool): voce deve estar constrangida com esse lugar
  • gigantotool Resident: you should be embarrassed about this place
  • БĿĬЛğţДяÐєţţє ЛόόБ (blingtardette): its ok i just close my eyes
  • Ϯ є∂υαя∂σ cυℓℓєη Ϯ (gigantotool): menina esperta
  • gigantotool Resident: smart girl
  • Ϯ є∂υαя∂σ cυℓℓєη Ϯ (gigantotool): :)
  • БĿĬЛğţДяÐєţţє ЛόόБ (blingtardette): yeh that's what they tell me
  • Ϯ є∂υαя∂σ cυℓℓєη Ϯ (gigantotool): :)
  • Fangs [Thirst: :Bloodlines] 4.1: gigantotool Resident would like to give you a Vampire bite. This will register you with The Thirst::Bloodlines system, and you'll get a FREE pair of bite marks. Say Yes to accept!
  • Fangs [Thirst: :Bloodlines] 4.1: You've just been bitten by a Bloodlines vampire. If you'd like to become a vampire yourself and transfer the bite to others, you can pick up a pair of fangs at the Bloodlines store. You've been given a pair of bite marks to wear on your neck, put them on to get a landmark! For more information, check out http://www.slbloodlines.com
  • Fangs [Thirst: :Bloodlines] 4.1: You have lost 5 percent of your humanity, and gigantotool Resident has drank 0.25 liters of your blood.
  • БĿĬЛğţДяÐєţţє ЛόόБ (blingtardette): wtf
  • Second Life: Fangs [Thirst::Bloodlines] 4.1 owned by Ϯ є∂υαя∂σ cυℓℓєη Ϯ (gigantotool) gave you 'Bite Marks [Thirst:Bloodlines] 4.1' ( Feducci (149,46,44) ).
  • Ϯ є∂υαя∂σ cυℓℓєη Ϯ (gigantotool): quantos anos voce tem?
  • gigantotool Resident: how old are you?
  • БĿĬЛğţДяÐєţţє ЛόόБ (blingtardette): old enough to know vampires are bad news
  • Ϯ є∂υαя∂σ cυℓℓєη Ϯ (gigantotool): ?
  • БĿĬЛğţДяÐєţţє ЛόόБ (blingtardette): HAVE YOU TURNED ME?!?
  • Ϯ є∂υαя∂σ cυℓℓєη Ϯ (gigantotool): nao minha linda
  • gigantotool Resident: not my beautiful
  • Ϯ є∂υαя∂σ cυℓℓєη Ϯ (gigantotool): apenas mordi
  • gigantotool Resident: only bit
  • Ϯ є∂υαя∂σ cυℓℓєη Ϯ (gigantotool): voce gostaria de se transformar?
  • БĿĬЛğţДяÐєţţє ЛόόБ (blingtardette): same diff
  • gigantotool Resident: you would like to become?
  • БĿĬЛğţДяÐєţţє ЛόόБ (blingtardette): OH HELL NO
  • Ϯ є∂υαя∂σ cυℓℓєη Ϯ (gigantotool): voce continua sendo a mesma garota adoravel
  • gigantotool Resident: you still the same lovely girl
  • Ϯ є∂υαя∂σ cυℓℓєη Ϯ (gigantotool): :)
  • БĿĬЛğţДяÐєţţє ЛόόБ (blingtardette): im a lovely girl with VAMPIRE COOTIES
  • БĿĬЛğţДяÐєţţє ЛόόБ (blingtardette): OMG
  • Ϯ є∂υαя∂σ cυℓℓєη Ϯ (gigantotool): sera a vampira mais linda que ja encontrei
  • gigantotool Resident: will be the most beautiful vampire ever met
  • БĿĬЛğţДяÐєţţє ЛόόБ (blingtardette): i just met you and this is crazy
  • Ϯ є∂υαя∂σ cυℓℓєη Ϯ (gigantotool): destino
  • gigantotool Resident: "destination",[["noun","destination","destiny","fate","future","doom","lot","fortune","karma","portion","kismet","draw","whither","die","lines","star","billet","burden","hap","weirdy","dole"]]
  • Ϯ є∂υαя∂σ cυℓℓєη Ϯ (gigantotool): :)
  • БĿĬЛğţДяÐєţţє ЛόόБ (blingtardette): DIE?!?
A PHOTO

wtf even is this, who wants to have sexytimes with a PLANT, it is like the whole alien seed incest baby debacle ALL OVER AGAIN.

A PHOTO

Next up, a fabulous fiery outfit based on that napalmed child in Vietnam!

A VIDEO

Hush should possibly consider making their autoreturn shorter than ten minutes?

A PHOTO

that is not a cupcake i would like to eat

A PHOTO

Because it is vitally important that your genitalia is SEASONALLY APPROPRIATE, right?

A PHOTO

of all the places I can think to wear a lovely rose, my eye socket is fairly close to the bottom of the list

A CHAT

well that was interesting

  • StarPod: Searching the ground on your hands and knees, you know it has to be here somewhere... If you could just find it...
  • StarPod: You never notice the tiny green pod on the ground between your legs...
  • StarPod: It grows quickly, increasing from just a couple of inches across to the size of a large watermelon...
  • StarPod: The pod opens into four large petals displaying it's core, a cone-like nodule pulsing with life...
  • Blingtardette Noob: wtf
  • StarPod: The surrounding petals fold downward across your legs, giving you your first clue something is happening...
  • StarPod: One petal slips under your belly, flipping upward and dragging you back into a kneeling position over the pod...
  • StarPod: You shift your hips, trying to get a better look at what's under you, finding the conical nodule firmly nested between your thighs...
  • Blingtardette Noob: what is this even
  • StarPod: Wasting no time, the nodule elongates upwards, pressing between your pussy lips, its coating of slime allowing easy passage...
  • Blingtardette Noob: help?
  • StarPod: With a surge, the shaft is followed by a fat bulge, spreading you wide, and popping into your passage with a wet squelch...
  • Blingtardette Noob: eeew
  • StarPod: You sit there in shock, the pulsing of the pod's shaft the only movement...
  • StarPod: It begins a steady fucking motion, dropping its entire body down, before hammering upward again as you start to fall...
  • Blingtardette Noob: omg
  • StarPod: Your belly warms as the slick probe slides deeply into you, the bulge shoving past your pussy lips again and again...
  • StarPod: Each thrust impales you from groin to womb, driving the cone-like head against your cervix and opening it little by little...
  • Blingtardette Noob: urgh
  • StarPod: The shaft surges upward and expands it's girth inside you, as your belly begins to flutter in orgasm ...
  • Blingtardette Noob: oh fuck am i gonna have an alien baby?
  • StarPod: Without warning, the pod shifts, sliding its shaft out of you and dumping you onto your ass in the dirt...
  • StarPod: You sit there gasping, the pod digging its way back into the ground, quickly disappearing from sight...
  • StarPod: As you start to get up, your belly cramps. You clutch it as cramps build up until your back convulses into an arch...
  • StarPod: You feel your belly clench, and something seems to move deep inside of you...
  • StarPod: An egg, green and covered in slime, pops out of you and onto the ground. It rolls away and buries itself in the dirt...
  • Blingtardette Noob: uh oh
  • StarPod: Stunned again, it takes you several moments before you collect yourself enough to crawl forward and begin searching for the pod...
  • StarPod: Searching the ground on your hands and knees, you know it has to be here somewhere... If you could just find it...
  • StarPod: You never notice the tiny green pod on the ground between your legs...
  • Blingtardette Noob: so wait, now I get to have sex with my ALIEN BABY?
  • StarPod: It grows quickly, increasing from just a couple of inches across to the size of a large watermelon...
  • Blingtardette Noob: this is uber wrong...
  • StarPod: The pod opens into four large petals displaying it's core, a cone-like nodule pulsing with life...
  • Blingtardette Noob stands up before the ALIEN INCEST can take place
  • Blingtardette Noob: wtf is WRONG with people on this grid?
A CHAT
  • Jcspider99: ANYONE WANT TO HAVE SEX
  • Blingtardette Noob: yeah, ok
  • Jcspider99: WHERE
  • Blingtardette Noob: i don't know, where do you think?
  • Jcspider99: YOUR VAGINA
  • Jcspider99: IN HELL
  • Blingtardette Noob: oh shakespearean puns. awesome