Blingtardette

Blingtardette Noob lives in Second Life™®©$ , where she dances at Generic Strip Club, shops for bikinis and hangs out at free sex places picking up guys with no dicks. You know, the kind of dumb, ludicrous, drama-filled crap that 90% of residents live and 90% of blogs ignore.

(all names changed to protect the identities of those involved)
Sun Feb 7
Not enough people style their avatars as people of restricted growth from the ghetto, in my opinion. OK, so their profiles say they are four years old, but did you ever see a four year old looking like that? Exactly. Be proud of who you are, I say!

Not enough people style their avatars as people of restricted growth from the ghetto, in my opinion.

OK, so their profiles say they are four years old, but did you ever see a four year old looking like that? Exactly. Be proud of who you are, I say!

Sat Feb 6
Sooo… you’re a grown-up pretending to be a little girl pretending to be a grown-up. OMG, it’s like, so meta!

Sooo… you’re a grown-up pretending to be a little girl pretending to be a grown-up. OMG, it’s like, so meta!

Fri Jan 29

OOOOOH SOOOO MUCH BABY

Mr Generic Strip’s profile currently reads:

Love: can some one tell me what mean really this word? I never met one person can tell me it’s sense!!!!!!

Dont say “I LOVE YOU!” if you are not able to acept you partner! He/She can be away, can fall of sleep or be busy, but HE/SHE will LOVE you anyway

I am not posting this to mock the spelling and grammar as everything Mr Generic Strip says has been on at least one trip through Google Translate, only to illustrate why even Snookums has now deserted him.

Yes, Snookums is five now, and has a new mommy and daddy! (She also still has Eleventeenth as a mommy, but these two seem to be the primary carers). Mommy and daddy Capslock are VERY happy with their new purchase:

MY LOVELY WIFE SAVANNAH,MY ADORABLE DAUGHTER SNOOKUMSAND MYSELF RELAXING LOVING LIFE AND CHERISHING EACH OTHER!!!!I LOVE YOU BOTH MY ANGELS!!

PROUD MAMA OF THE BEST GIRL IN SL SNOOKUMS CAPSLOCK SHE IS MY CUTE LITTLE ANGEL, I LOVE SO MUCH,PLUS MY BABY PARIS ADRIENNE LETICIA CAPSLOCK WILL BE BORN DEC 15TH.  I AM THE LUCKIEST LADY IN ALL SL!!!

And with each other:

Me and my true love Savannah i love her soooooooo much,she is my love,my life,my angel,MY SUB,my all I LOVE YOU OOOOOH SOOOO MUCH BABY WITH ALL MY HEART!!!!AND WILL NOT HURT YOU IN ANY WAY POSSIBLE,AND WILL PROTECT YOU WITH ALL MY POWER AND MIGHT!!!

(Please, Mr Capslock, do try not to have an orgasm in your profile picks, people might be reading them in a PG area.)

And with their friends bodyguards:

My partner in crime and punishment fuck with him or me or my baby or my sister and watch your nuts he ll rip the m off!Look at my baby the wrong way they come off all i have to say is one word…so beware you been warned

And with their… cars?

This may seem a bit redneck but i took this pic of all my rides here in sl…Arent they Cool?????i also own Three horses as well…..

I am worried that Paris Adrienne Leticia is over a month late. Do you think they are saving up for a Zooby?

Wed Jan 20
I seriously doubt anyone paid money for this even in 2005.

I seriously doubt anyone paid money for this even in 2005.

Things I love about this photo: the way the body oil sits on top of the freebie logo tee the tiny little pointed feet in his flipflops THOSE SHORTS and the way they blend so beautifully with the blurry rainbow rug did I mention THOSE SHORTS?

Things I love about this photo:

  • the way the body oil sits on top of the freebie logo tee
  • the tiny little pointed feet in his flipflops
  • THOSE SHORTS
  • and the way they blend so beautifully with the blurry rainbow rug
  • did I mention THOSE SHORTS?
Mon Aug 24

whatever

Alas, Mr Generic Strip and Eleventeenth are no more. They lasted about six months though, which is probably some kind of record, and Snookums still considers her ‘mommy’ even though another stepmother has come and gone in the meantime.

Currently Mr Generic Strip is, like, totally disillusioned with love thanks to being betrayed by xxxJazziexxx, a random blonde whom he met when he wandered into her house in a fit of boredom and partnered with approximately a week later.

People just don’t take relationships seriously anymore, laments Mr Generic Strip.

Sun Jun 28
wanka

wanka

dude, I just totally figured out what your RL name is!

dude, I just totally figured out what your RL name is!

Thu Apr 16
if you want his sperm in your mouth why are you dribbling it all over the place? geez.

if you want his sperm in your mouth why are you dribbling it all over the place? geez.

clearly this is a comedy skin to make bystanders think that their graphics card is broken. very amusing, noob. now go put some shorts on with your short cuffs.

clearly this is a comedy skin to make bystanders think that their graphics card is broken.

very amusing, noob. now go put some shorts on with your short cuffs.